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HA Network

2006-03-17T16:58:08-08:00

Author: hollybridgetpeppermint
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,706, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-17-06, Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.

The Luck of the Irish

2007-12-24T06:10:50-08:00

Author: silverfingers
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 25, Words: 62,778, Reviews: 261 Updated: 12-24-07, Published: 2-1-05
Status: Complete

Fic begun before TOD. Artemis is puzzled. Why does he have these odd memories? Is Butler's new protege really insane? Why should he care if his parents name his baby sister Holly? And the biggest question of all: what does Jon Spiro have against him?

Changeling

2007-12-27T21:27:38-08:00

Author: silverfingers
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,230, Reviews: 211 Updated: 12-27-07, Published: 5-16-05
Status: In-Progress

TOD spoilers. Holly's gone, changed to human. If she wants Root back, her mysterious transformers have told her she must hide out on the surface.But Artemis, Trouble and Mulch are going to find her and solve this, with help from friends old and new.

The Love Below

2006-05-24T19:19:27-08:00

Author: wanderingmind911
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 21, Words: 25,168, Reviews: 527 Updated: 5-24-06, Published: 7-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.

Mind Breaking

2005-12-22T08:35:14-08:00

Author: evilchibiwolf
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,913, Reviews: 53 Updated: 12-22-05, Published: 5-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Foaly let the only things keeping control over hte elements lose and it's up to Artemis to stop them. But...from doing what? See ... Broken Seal ... which is the rewrite!

The Time Machine

2006-05-07T22:25:58-08:00

Author: MBKH
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,124, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-7-06, Published: 11-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Foaly and Artemis and Foaly created a time machine and Ark Sool is going to test it. What happens? Read and find out. I know, bad summary. and oh! the disclaimer's here: I don't own Artemis Fowl and co., and related things.

Zombies!

2007-04-16T04:08:39-08:00

Author: kerisu
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Foaly & Holly S.
Chapters: 23, Words: 13,263, Reviews: 23 Updated: 4-16-07, Published: 9-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Artemis and his family go to a small city in America to engage in another buisness scandal, but end up trapped in a town full of zombies. Now he, Butler, Juliet, Holly, Foaly, and a few others must find a way out of the city, before it's too late...rnS

Artemis Goes to Summer Camp

2006-01-03T21:31:26-08:00

Author: Schizophrenic squirrel
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,392, Reviews: 99 Updated: 1-3-06, Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Artemis' parents are worried about Artemis' social life. So they send him to Camp Shamrock for both boys and girls. Though the camp sounds normal, the people in it are far from normal. Will Artemis survive?

Feeling Like A Woman

2005-10-17T21:59:49-08:00

Author: Schizophrenic squirrel
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,945, Reviews: 72 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Artemis is under cover for a mission to help Holly, but in order to suceed it. he has to do the unthinkable! He has to dress as a WOMAN! Artemis now has to live in the sorority of the craziet girls ever! Can Artemis uncover his feminine side?

Truffle Loving

2005-12-19T04:17:51-08:00

Author: Imaginosity
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,471, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-19-05, Published: 12-16-05
Status: In-Progress

An insight to the growth of the Truffle Loving within Haeven's police force.

Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files

2004-06-14T07:49:07-08:00

Author: Nyghtvision
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 16, Words: 69,672, Reviews: 400 Updated: 6-14-04, Published: 1-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.

A Fairy's Odes

2005-12-04T15:19:40-08:00

Author: Mulch Diggums
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 177, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-4-05, Published: 12-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Several Poemes written by fairies

Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe

2005-12-20T14:08:47-08:00

Author: Mulch Diggums
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Mulch D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,550, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-20-05, Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!